clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
ottermatopoeia:

aidn:

rise

is that…..

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via sorry)

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

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ultrafacts:

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gentleghetto:

mama-wifi:

soft ghetto ☆彡*:.。. ・

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(via synchronize-daaance)

merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

(Source: prycedlanetohigh, via marrmar)